CROWNED IN RAGE. FUELED BY FIRE.
Meet Angry
the loudest voice on the blockchain
Why So Angry?
The Origin Story of Angriest
He wasn’t always this furious. Once, he was just another cute character scrolling the blockchain, hoping for something real.
But day after day, rug pulls, clown coins, and influencer grifts pushed him closer to the edge.
One final scam broke him, and from the ashes of his broken patience rose Angriest, a no-nonsense, crown-wearing meme crusader on a mission to call out the BS and flip the script on crypto stupidity.
A scammy meme coin pumps, influencers celebrate, and retail investors cry in the corner.
The screen glows red. His cup shatters in slow motion.
HE SNAPPED! Eyebrows shot up. Teeth sharpened. His tie tightened itself. A crown appeared out of thin air. He became… ANGRY.
$ANGRY: Too Mad to Fail
Rageonomics
Rage fuels this token! Not greed! There’s no space for shady mechanics or hidden agendas in Angry’s world. Everything about $ANGRY is built with one goal in mind: destroying the nonsense and letting the real ones win. Here’s how the fury breaks down:
1,000,000,000 $ANGRY
100% Liquidity Burn
0% Buy/Sell Tax
Rageplan
Angry’s Warpath
1. Launch $ANGRY
The fuse is lit. The wrath has been tokenized. Nowhere is safe.
2. Burn LP
Liquidity torched. Irreversible. Rugproof.
3. Meme Domination
Rage-fueled memes flooding timelines, comment sections, and DMs. Angry’s face will be unavoidable.
4. X Takeover on Rage Form
Angry goes full berserk on X. Daily roasts, viral rants, and meltdown threads incoming.
5. Influencer Roast
No shill is safe. The fake hype machine is going up in flames. Influencers will either adapt
or get cooked.
6. Global Meltdown
From X to TikTok, Angry’s rage spills across platforms. Expect carnage, chaos, and coin domination.
Unfiltered. Unhinged. Unapologetic.
Rage Reflections
Step into Angry’s overheated brain. These quotes are taken straight from his boiling thoughts; raw, loud, and terminally fed up with the state of the internet.
ANGRY
@angriest
MTGA!!
June 28, 2025
ANGRY
@angriest
No more fucking rugs.
June 4, 2025
ANGRY
@angriest
I hate everyone.
May 26, 2025
Unite the Unhinged
Join the Angry Mob
This isn’t your average feel-good, kumbaya crypto community. This is where the mad, the memed, and the terminally done-with-it gather. If you’ve ever rage-quit a pump group, screamed into a price chart, or nearly flipped a table at another scammy presale, you belong here.